Hello friends. How’s it going? How are your lives? Mine is okay, if by “okay” you mean “really fucking terrible.” I’ve got a huge writing deadline tonight for an assignment I have yet to start and also I just realized the dude I’m mad in love with will never love me the way that I love him and I’m feeling all like WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY EXISTENCE AND WHY DID I JUST EAT THAT MUCH THAI FOOD IN ONE SITTING?!
Anyway, all I’ve really done today is tweet a bunch of stupid shit I thought was funny and sign up for match.com. The latter of which I did a couple glasses of cheap wine in, so my profile ended up indicating that I was a “cigar aficionado seeking females ages 18-19.” Which really, I’m kinda okay with and probably wont change even once I sober up.
I also entered the following as a description of myself and what I’m looking for in an ideal mate:
And this for the “Favorite Things” section (I tried to keep it pretty honest with this one):
On a serious note, do you guys think I will EVER find a guy to love me? Also, if you’re on Match, send me a wink. My username is HotMessJess69.
EDIT: Guys! someone finally winked at me! Check it out: