I have been meaning to blog, I really have. It’s just that I’ve been so busy what with my other projects and all that I haven’t really had much time to spend here on G&G. Take this piece about masturbating, for example:

True story: I didn’t masturbate until after I lost my virginity at 18—almost 19—years old. I was never really comfortable with myself and to be honest, the whole thing kind of weirded me out. I always figured masturbating was for 13-year-old boys who just discovered Lubriderm and the internet for the first time. It wasn’t until college that I realized everyone was doing it. And not only were they doing it but they had been doing it for like, ever. This is how I found out:

Scene: Living room of girlfriend’s apartment. Five-to-six college freshmen are enjoying a girls’ night in. Toe nail painting, romantic comedy watching, hair braiding, all that shit is happening. Sex talk ensues.

Me: “So what does an orgasm even feel like?” [Continue reading at www.wildflowermagazin.com]

Anyway, I hope to get back on track with a regular blogging pattern beginning next week. I know I’ve been promising this for like, ever, but I really want to do something with glitzandgrammar.com! Something big. Something bigger than big! Honestly, it’s probably not going to be all that big at all. But still. You should definitely keep reading. Because I really need someone to have a little faith in me right now.

Love you guys. Here’s a fun comic that I think most freelance writers will relate to:

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