Yo dudes and dudettes! Just wanted to take this opportunity to knock your socks off and boggle your minds. I bet up until this moment, you all thought I was just some whacky chick who likes to drop mad F-bombs and slander the perfectly good name of Father Christmas. But I’m so much more than that! Because in addition to all that goodness, I’m also working on my first novel (a YA novel, nonetheless!) ANNNDDD I write a love, sex and relationship column for an awesome “female positive” publication called Wildflower Magazine. I’m even the Assistant Editor over there! Whaaaaat?! I know, right? You guys think I’m this lazy bum but turns out I’m profesh as fuck!
Anyway, if you want to know more about my book that’s too bad. Because it’s super dope and I don’t want any of you buttholes stealing my idea. But if you’re into supporting creative women from around the world, you should totally check out Wildflower Magazine! We’re all about promoting the awesome art and stories of females and female-lovin’ non-females.
To read my column, Sex in Sin City, click on my boobies below.