There comes a time in every girl’s life when she must swallow her pride, drive herself to the gas station, and buy a big pack of Trojan Ribbed for Her Pleasures. Some girls hold their heads high and handle this situation like mature fucking adults. I prefer to handle things a little differently: By wearing a disguise. Wish me luck tonight, friends.
Incognito for condom-buying
December 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
To avoid embarrassment, ask the person behind the counter “Are these good for smuggling heroin?”
December 19, 2011 at 10:02 pm
Does it mean there’s something wrong with me if I actually would find this scenario less embarrassing?
December 20, 2011 at 5:39 am
Possibly, but only because they would assume you were a drug lord’s lackey. No real drug lord would but the condoms for transport themself. Also, you’d have to settle for nonlubricated with no spermicede. Ribbed would still be okay, but a selfish guy would wear them inside out.
December 20, 2011 at 5:42 am
That was supposed to be “buy the condms themself, not put the condoms himself.” really wish posts could be edited…
December 20, 2011 at 8:10 pm
So usually this girl Jessica writes these posts… but hey, what are _you_ doing later?
December 20, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Hahaha!
December 21, 2011 at 8:38 pm
I think I’m much too proud when I have an excuse to buy condoms. I’m like “uh huh, those are mine. Yup, right here. Yeah, I got plans this weekend (for once)”
December 21, 2011 at 8:55 pm
This made me lol for real ;)